Anonymous: "Hi, Im just wondering if i can come and work for Nick Knight. At the moment i work in a fish factory and smell of fish, i'm well liked by cats and dolphins. The only other thing is my hands are made from carrots, i dont know if this will matter or not? They certainly work ok for pushing fish onto a conveyor belt, but they are not very good for making tea or sweeping up (not that id want to do that anyway im too good for that). Yours sincerely, Darren Carrothands."
